Wait? There was print advertisements? When was that? Like before 2020? No WAY!

Yes. I know how to speak print. I even know how to speak newspaper dot-gain. And extra inks.

Varnishes? Not just for your nails. Metallic inks? So hot. Embossing? I know some of the best in the business. I once nerded out at a bar for two hours when I met a print producer for Wired magazine when they used not four, but eight plates in their production. That was a wild night.